This morning I took a sleepy selfie and watched some guy twerking.
"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.
do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
That my life
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
Bottled up emotions.
This is art.
that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.
Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back
this will never not be funny
I was waiting for someone to do this.
I fully support any & all dresses like this on the red carpet always.